Size | Length | Chest |
---|---|---|
S | 28in | 18in |
M | 29in | 20in |
L | 31in | 22in |
XL | 31in | 24in |
2XL | 32in | 26in |
3XL | 33in | 28in |
4XL | 34in | 30in |
5XL | 35in | 32in |
Dont Even Look At Me Or I Will Cum My Pants Tee Shirt
$19.99
Standard U.S. Size Chart
Size | Length | Chest |
---|---|---|
S | 71cm | 46cm |
M | 74cm | 51cm |
L | 76cm | 56cm |
XL | 79cm | 61cm |
2XL | 81cm | 66cm |
3XL | 84cm | 71cm |
4XL | 86cm | 76cm |
5XL | 89cm | 81cm |
Size | Length | Chest |
---|---|---|
S | 25in | 16in |
M | 26in | 17in |
L | 26.5in | 18in |
XL | 27in | 20in |
2XL | 28in | 21in |
Size | Length | Chest |
---|---|---|
S | 65cm | 41cm |
M | 66cm | 44cm |
L | 68cm | 46cm |
XL | 69cm | 50cm |
2XL | 71cm | 53.5cm |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 67cm | 51cm | 88cm |
M | 71cm | 56cm | 90cm |
L | 74cm | 61cm | 93cm |
XL | 76cm | 66cm | 95cm |
2XL | 78cm | 71cm | 98cm |
3XL | 82cm | 76cm | 99cm |
4XL | 84cm | 82cm | 100cm |
5XL | 86cm | 86cm | 102cm |
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 27 | 18 |
M | 28 | 20 |
L | 29 | 22 |
XL | 30 | 24 |
2XL | 31 | 26 |
3XL | 32 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 69 | 46 |
M | 71 | 51 |
L | 74 | 56 |
XL | 76 | 61 |
2XL | 79 | 66 |
3XL | 81 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 71 | 46 |
M | 74 | 51 |
L | 76 | 56 |
XL | 79 | 61 |
2XL | 81 | 66 |
3XL | 84 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 25 | 17 |
M | 26 | 19 |
L | 27 | 21 |
XL | 28 | 23 |
2XL | 29 | 25 |
3XL | 30 | 27 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 65 | 44 |
M | 66 | 49 |
L | 69 | 54 |
XL | 71 | 59 |
2XL | 72 | 64 |
3XL | 74 | 69 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Size | Length | Bust |
---|---|---|
S | 27.56 in | 29.92 in |
M | 27.95 in | 32.28 in |
L | 28.35 in | 33.86 in |
XL | 29.13 in | 36.22 in |
2XL | 29.53 in | 37.8 in |
Size | Length | Bust |
---|---|---|
S | 70 cm | 76 cm |
M | 71 cm | 82 cm |
L | 72 cm | 86 cm |
XL | 74 cm | 92 cm |
2XL | 75 cm | 96 cm |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 27in | 20in | 33.5in |
M | 28in | 22in | 34.5in |
L | 29in | 24in | 35.5in |
XL | 30in | 26in | 36.5in |
2XL | 31in | 28in | 37.5in |
3XL | 32in | 30in | 38.5in |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 68cm | 51cm | 85cm |
M | 71cm | 56cm | 88cm |
L | 74cm | 61cm | 90cm |
XL | 76cm | 66cm | 93cm |
2XL | 79cm | 71cm | 95cm |
3XL | 81cm | 76cm | 98cm |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
L | 30in | 22in | 36.5in |
XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 71cm | 46cm | 85cm |
M | 74cm | 51cm | 89cm |
L | 76cm | 56cm | 93cm |
XL | 79cm | 61cm | 97cm |
2XL | 81cm | 66cm | 100cm |
3XL | 84cm | 71cm | 100cm |
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 21 | 16 |
S | 22 | 17 |
M | 24 | 18 |
L | 25 | 19 |
XL | 27 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 52 | 41 |
S | 56 | 43 |
M | 60 | 46 |
L | 64 | 48 |
XL | 67 | 51 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
2T | 15 | 12 |
3T | 16 | 13 |
4T | 17 | 14 |
5/6 | 18 | 15 |
7 | 19 | 16 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
2T | 38 | 30 |
3T | 41 | 33 |
4T | 43 | 36 |
5/6 | 46 | 38 |
7 | 48 | 41 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
New Born | 11 | 7 |
6M | 12 | 9 |
12M | 13 | 10 |
18M | 14 | 11 |
24M | 15 | 12 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
New Born | 28 | 18 |
6M | 30 | 23 |
12M | 33 | 25 |
18M | 36 | 28 |
24M | 38 | 30 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
- Material: Poly Fabric with Nylon Mesh back.
- High-profile 5-panel construction with a pre-curved visor gives this cap sturdy quality and defined structure.
- The front panel is added with interfacing fabric to look stiffer.
- The sturdy pre-curved visor helps to protect your face from the sun.
- The printed mesh back provides excellent breathability for your head.
- A sweatband can absorb sweat and keep your head cool even when it’s super hot outdoors.
- Default black button.
- Adjustable snapback for easy fixing and fitting for different hat sizes.
- Structured 5-panel mid-profile baseball cap with a seamless front, plastic snap closure on the back for a custom fit, a soft sweatband inside for extra comfy, and a sturdy plastic pre-curved visor.
- Light-weight polyester fabric is suitable to keep the head cool even under hot weather.
- A hard buckram is added to the front panel, creating forms and helping to hold its shape under the harshest condition.
- Eyelets are reinforced and stitched in four panels (except for the front) for better ventilation. It also gets a fabric-covered top button.
- Our custom hat is packaged properly, so it can maintain the perfect shape at all times and offer a classic look to you.
- One size fits most.
- The Center Print Area of the front panel is approximately 10 cm (around 3.9 inches) in height. To get the best result, don’t include too many details in your front design.
- Avoid small types and other thin elements. Lines and details should be greater than 10px in thickness.
- The pattern includes 5mm-7mm of the seam allowance.
Estimated arrival
Nov 03
Nov 04 - Nov 06
Nov 06 - Nov 11
Introducing the “Don’t Even Look At Me Or I Will Cum My Pants” shirt – the ultimate statement piece for those who want to make a bold and cheeky statement. This shirt is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are confident, daring, and unapologetically themselves.
Made from high-quality, soft cotton material, this shirt is comfortable to wear and will keep you feeling cool and fresh all day long. The design features a playful and eye-catching graphic that is sure to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go.
But this shirt is not just about making a statement – it also offers practical benefits. The fabric is durable and easy to care for, making it perfect for everyday wear. The fit is also flattering and versatile, making it suitable for both men and women.
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So why settle for a boring, plain shirt when you can make a statement with the “Don’t Even Look At Me Or I Will Cum My Pants” shirt? It’s a must-have for anyone who wants to add a touch of humor and boldness to their wardrobe. Get yours today and get ready to turn heads and make a statement wherever you go.
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