| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 31in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
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Retired No Phone No Address No Business No Money Too Old To Steal Too Lazy To Work T-Shirt
Original price was: $28.95.$19.99Current price is: $19.99.
Standard U.S. Size Chart
Popular Tee - Unisex
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71cm | 46cm |
| M | 74cm | 51cm |
| L | 76cm | 56cm |
| XL | 79cm | 61cm |
| 2XL | 81cm | 66cm |
| 3XL | 84cm | 71cm |
| 4XL | 86cm | 76cm |
| 5XL | 89cm | 81cm |
Women's Tee Shirt
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25in | 16in |
| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 20in |
| 2XL | 28in | 21in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 65cm | 41cm |
| M | 66cm | 44cm |
| L | 68cm | 46cm |
| XL | 69cm | 50cm |
| 2XL | 71cm | 53.5cm |
Unisex Hoodies
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 67cm | 51cm | 88cm |
| M | 71cm | 56cm | 90cm |
| L | 74cm | 61cm | 93cm |
| XL | 76cm | 66cm | 95cm |
| 2XL | 78cm | 71cm | 98cm |
| 3XL | 82cm | 76cm | 99cm |
| 4XL | 84cm | 82cm | 100cm |
| 5XL | 86cm | 86cm | 102cm |
Unisex V-Neck
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 18 |
| M | 28 | 20 |
| L | 29 | 22 |
| XL | 30 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 46 |
| M | 71 | 51 |
| L | 74 | 56 |
| XL | 76 | 61 |
| 2XL | 79 | 66 |
| 3XL | 81 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Unisex Tank Top
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 46 |
| M | 74 | 51 |
| L | 76 | 56 |
| XL | 79 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81 | 66 |
| 3XL | 84 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Women's V-Neck
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 | 17 |
| M | 26 | 19 |
| L | 27 | 21 |
| XL | 28 | 23 |
| 2XL | 29 | 25 |
| 3XL | 30 | 27 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 65 | 44 |
| M | 66 | 49 |
| L | 69 | 54 |
| XL | 71 | 59 |
| 2XL | 72 | 64 |
| 3XL | 74 | 69 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Racerback Tank Top
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| Size | Length | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.56 in | 29.92 in |
| M | 27.95 in | 32.28 in |
| L | 28.35 in | 33.86 in |
| XL | 29.13 in | 36.22 in |
| 2XL | 29.53 in | 37.8 in |
| Size | Length | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| S | 70 cm | 76 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 82 cm |
| L | 72 cm | 86 cm |
| XL | 74 cm | 92 cm |
| 2XL | 75 cm | 96 cm |
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 38.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 68cm | 51cm | 85cm |
| M | 71cm | 56cm | 88cm |
| L | 74cm | 61cm | 90cm |
| XL | 76cm | 66cm | 93cm |
| 2XL | 79cm | 71cm | 95cm |
| 3XL | 81cm | 76cm | 98cm |
Unisex Long Sleeve
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 22in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71cm | 46cm | 85cm |
| M | 74cm | 51cm | 89cm |
| L | 76cm | 56cm | 93cm |
| XL | 79cm | 61cm | 97cm |
| 2XL | 81cm | 66cm | 100cm |
| 3XL | 84cm | 71cm | 100cm |
Youth Tee
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 21 | 16 |
| S | 22 | 17 |
| M | 24 | 18 |
| L | 25 | 19 |
| XL | 27 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 52 | 41 |
| S | 56 | 43 |
| M | 60 | 46 |
| L | 64 | 48 |
| XL | 67 | 51 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Toddler T-Shirt
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 15 | 12 |
| 3T | 16 | 13 |
| 4T | 17 | 14 |
| 5/6 | 18 | 15 |
| 7 | 19 | 16 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 38 | 30 |
| 3T | 41 | 33 |
| 4T | 43 | 36 |
| 5/6 | 46 | 38 |
| 7 | 48 | 41 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Baby Onesie
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| New Born | 11 | 7 |
| 6M | 12 | 9 |
| 12M | 13 | 10 |
| 18M | 14 | 11 |
| 24M | 15 | 12 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| New Born | 28 | 18 |
| 6M | 30 | 23 |
| 12M | 33 | 25 |
| 18M | 36 | 28 |
| 24M | 38 | 30 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Trucker Hat
The Trucker Cap is not only a beautiful accessory but also a very handy item to use. The mesh back construction provides unbeatable breathability for trucker caps. It is perfect to keep your head cool when you are out in the sun.
- Material: Poly Fabric with Nylon Mesh back.
- High-profile 5-panel construction with a pre-curved visor gives this cap sturdy quality and defined structure.
- The front panel is added with interfacing fabric to look stiffer.
- The sturdy pre-curved visor helps to protect your face from the sun.
- The printed mesh back provides excellent breathability for your head.
- A sweatband can absorb sweat and keep your head cool even when it’s super hot outdoors.
- Default black button.
- Adjustable snapback for easy fixing and fitting for different hat sizes.
Baseball Cap
A custom all over print baseball cap can be a bold accessory for your outfit. It is not only fashionable but also comfortable to wear, even under the scorching sun.
- Structured 5-panel mid-profile baseball cap with a seamless front, plastic snap closure on the back for a custom fit, a soft sweatband inside for extra comfy, and a sturdy plastic pre-curved visor.
- Light-weight polyester fabric is suitable to keep the head cool even under hot weather.
- A hard buckram is added to the front panel, creating forms and helping to hold its shape under the harshest condition.
- Eyelets are reinforced and stitched in four panels (except for the front) for better ventilation. It also gets a fabric-covered top button.
- Our custom hat is packaged properly, so it can maintain the perfect shape at all times and offer a classic look to you.
- One size fits most.
- The Center Print Area of the front panel is approximately 10 cm (around 3.9 inches) in height. To get the best result, don’t include too many details in your front design.
- Avoid small types and other thin elements. Lines and details should be greater than 10px in thickness.
- The pattern includes 5mm-7mm of the seam allowance.
Estimated arrival
Jun 14
Jun 15 - Jun 17
Jun 17 - Jun 22
Description
Retired No Phone No Address No Business No Money Too Old To Steal Too Lazy To Work T-Shirt Retired No Phone No Address No Business No Money Too Old To Steal Too Lazy To Work T-Shirt Retired No Phone No Address No Business No Money Too Old To Steal Too Lazy To Work T-Shirt Retired No Phone No Address No Business No Money Too Old To Steal Too Lazy To Work T-Shirt
Announce your glorious retirement with this hilarious and eye-catching “Retired: No Phone, No Address, No Business, No Money, Too Old to Steal, Too Lazy to Work” t-shirt! Crafted from 100% premium cotton for ultimate comfort and durability, this shirt boasts a soft, breathable feel perfect for lounging around the house or making a statement on your next outing. The bold, high-quality print ensures the witty design remains vibrant wash after wash, guaranteeing years of enjoyment. More than just a shirt, it’s a conversation starter, a declaration of freedom, and a testament to the sweet joys of retirement. This isn’t just apparel; it’s a badge of honor, a humorous reflection of the carefree life you’ve earned. Express your newfound independence with style and humor – order yours today!
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