Size | Length | Chest |
---|---|---|
S | 28in | 18in |
M | 29in | 20in |
L | 31in | 22in |
XL | 31in | 24in |
2XL | 32in | 26in |
3XL | 33in | 28in |
4XL | 34in | 30in |
5XL | 35in | 32in |
We Are Just Raccoons Eating Expired Bagels In Gods Parking Lot T-Shirt
$28.95 Original price was: $28.95.$19.99Current price is: $19.99.
Standard U.S. Size Chart
Size | Length | Chest |
---|---|---|
S | 71cm | 46cm |
M | 74cm | 51cm |
L | 76cm | 56cm |
XL | 79cm | 61cm |
2XL | 81cm | 66cm |
3XL | 84cm | 71cm |
4XL | 86cm | 76cm |
5XL | 89cm | 81cm |
Size | Length | Chest |
---|---|---|
S | 25in | 16in |
M | 26in | 17in |
L | 26.5in | 18in |
XL | 27in | 20in |
2XL | 28in | 21in |
Size | Length | Chest |
---|---|---|
S | 65cm | 41cm |
M | 66cm | 44cm |
L | 68cm | 46cm |
XL | 69cm | 50cm |
2XL | 71cm | 53.5cm |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 67cm | 51cm | 88cm |
M | 71cm | 56cm | 90cm |
L | 74cm | 61cm | 93cm |
XL | 76cm | 66cm | 95cm |
2XL | 78cm | 71cm | 98cm |
3XL | 82cm | 76cm | 99cm |
4XL | 84cm | 82cm | 100cm |
5XL | 86cm | 86cm | 102cm |
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 27 | 18 |
M | 28 | 20 |
L | 29 | 22 |
XL | 30 | 24 |
2XL | 31 | 26 |
3XL | 32 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 69 | 46 |
M | 71 | 51 |
L | 74 | 56 |
XL | 76 | 61 |
2XL | 79 | 66 |
3XL | 81 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 71 | 46 |
M | 74 | 51 |
L | 76 | 56 |
XL | 79 | 61 |
2XL | 81 | 66 |
3XL | 84 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 25 | 17 |
M | 26 | 19 |
L | 27 | 21 |
XL | 28 | 23 |
2XL | 29 | 25 |
3XL | 30 | 27 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 65 | 44 |
M | 66 | 49 |
L | 69 | 54 |
XL | 71 | 59 |
2XL | 72 | 64 |
3XL | 74 | 69 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Size | Length | Bust |
---|---|---|
S | 27.56 in | 29.92 in |
M | 27.95 in | 32.28 in |
L | 28.35 in | 33.86 in |
XL | 29.13 in | 36.22 in |
2XL | 29.53 in | 37.8 in |
Size | Length | Bust |
---|---|---|
S | 70 cm | 76 cm |
M | 71 cm | 82 cm |
L | 72 cm | 86 cm |
XL | 74 cm | 92 cm |
2XL | 75 cm | 96 cm |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 27in | 20in | 33.5in |
M | 28in | 22in | 34.5in |
L | 29in | 24in | 35.5in |
XL | 30in | 26in | 36.5in |
2XL | 31in | 28in | 37.5in |
3XL | 32in | 30in | 38.5in |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 68cm | 51cm | 85cm |
M | 71cm | 56cm | 88cm |
L | 74cm | 61cm | 90cm |
XL | 76cm | 66cm | 93cm |
2XL | 79cm | 71cm | 95cm |
3XL | 81cm | 76cm | 98cm |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
L | 30in | 22in | 36.5in |
XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 71cm | 46cm | 85cm |
M | 74cm | 51cm | 89cm |
L | 76cm | 56cm | 93cm |
XL | 79cm | 61cm | 97cm |
2XL | 81cm | 66cm | 100cm |
3XL | 84cm | 71cm | 100cm |
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 21 | 16 |
S | 22 | 17 |
M | 24 | 18 |
L | 25 | 19 |
XL | 27 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 52 | 41 |
S | 56 | 43 |
M | 60 | 46 |
L | 64 | 48 |
XL | 67 | 51 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
2T | 15 | 12 |
3T | 16 | 13 |
4T | 17 | 14 |
5/6 | 18 | 15 |
7 | 19 | 16 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
2T | 38 | 30 |
3T | 41 | 33 |
4T | 43 | 36 |
5/6 | 46 | 38 |
7 | 48 | 41 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
New Born | 11 | 7 |
6M | 12 | 9 |
12M | 13 | 10 |
18M | 14 | 11 |
24M | 15 | 12 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
New Born | 28 | 18 |
6M | 30 | 23 |
12M | 33 | 25 |
18M | 36 | 28 |
24M | 38 | 30 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
- Material: Poly Fabric with Nylon Mesh back.
- High-profile 5-panel construction with a pre-curved visor gives this cap sturdy quality and defined structure.
- The front panel is added with interfacing fabric to look stiffer.
- The sturdy pre-curved visor helps to protect your face from the sun.
- The printed mesh back provides excellent breathability for your head.
- A sweatband can absorb sweat and keep your head cool even when it’s super hot outdoors.
- Default black button.
- Adjustable snapback for easy fixing and fitting for different hat sizes.

- Structured 5-panel mid-profile baseball cap with a seamless front, plastic snap closure on the back for a custom fit, a soft sweatband inside for extra comfy, and a sturdy plastic pre-curved visor.
- Light-weight polyester fabric is suitable to keep the head cool even under hot weather.
- A hard buckram is added to the front panel, creating forms and helping to hold its shape under the harshest condition.
- Eyelets are reinforced and stitched in four panels (except for the front) for better ventilation. It also gets a fabric-covered top button.
- Our custom hat is packaged properly, so it can maintain the perfect shape at all times and offer a classic look to you.
- One size fits most.
- The Center Print Area of the front panel is approximately 10 cm (around 3.9 inches) in height. To get the best result, don’t include too many details in your front design.
- Avoid small types and other thin elements. Lines and details should be greater than 10px in thickness.
- The pattern includes 5mm-7mm of the seam allowance.

Estimated arrival
Apr 23
Apr 24 - Apr 26
Apr 26 - May 01
Declare your allegiance to the divine breakfast club with the “We Are Just Raccoons Eating Expired Bagels In God’s Parking Lot” T-shirt. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a wearable testament to the absurd, the sacred, and the delightfully mundane. Imagine: a celestial parking lot, the faint scent of divinity in the air, and a crew of raccoons indulging in the holy sacrament of slightly stale bagels. This soft, comfortable tee captures that very essence. Made from 100% premium cotton, it offers a classic fit with a durable double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves. Available in a range of sizes from S-3XL, it’s perfect for philosophical discussions over coffee (or dumpster diving for discarded pastries). The high-quality print ensures the design won’t fade, allowing you to proudly display your raccoon-esque appreciation for life’s simple pleasures. More than just clothing, this shirt is a conversation starter, a community builder, a beacon for those who find the extraordinary in the ordinary. Join the cosmic bagel feast. Wear the legend.


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